my blawging has been unfocused for the last two days because apparently my insides are in the process of liquefying out through my downstairs business. i think this is the shark week that spells the end for my fertility. if i get out a hand mirror a week from now everything below the waist is gonna look like like scorched earth.
some people pay $200 for a hairbrush
i guess because they’re tired of sticking their money in a microwave and hitting the ‘popcorn’ button
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
i see you a guinea pig in a purse and i raise you a sugar glider tucked into a bra
(via alegbra)
white people singing the blues: the rnc
“we try to just stick with what’s the right thing to do, and that’s pretty much the way we looked at it. but uh…we’ve been busy!”
“well, you know one of the things i’ve realized through the years…i may not be the favorite candidate of some people within the republican establishment, but the voters made a decision and this is an election, it’s not a selection.”
“i think that what we have to do is look in our own hearts and stand up for what the principle is, and not the politics. and i think america’s gotten into trouble because we’ve started paying more attention to the politics, and not the principles.”
“there have been threats both on life and on rape.”
“we campaign the same as we have in the past.”
g4 is doing a marathon of batman movies and i am just…learning so much
watching him snuggle into his towel after a rotation never stops being weird for me
i don’t know about you but i always enjoy a quick jaunt to auschwitz before a big soccer game
