alexher replied to your photo: literally every appearance he makes heavily…
I hope when he becomes president you are included in his victory speech.
i know, i’m practically his campaign manager right now
for we are young
and sure to have our way don't ask me any questions want to chat with singles in your area?
and sure to have our way don't ask me any questions want to chat with singles in your area?
August 16, 2011
August 16, 2011
littleorphanammo replied to your photo: literally every appearance he makes heavily…
but he has that GUITAR!
he’s an erstwhile guitar player AND he’s sometimes in detroit city? my heart is aflutter!
August 16, 2011
literally every appearance he makes heavily features hatred of china.
and he thinks he can be president.
while hating china.
August 16, 2011
no thaddeus mccotter news for over a day now
starting to get worried
August 13, 2011
“McCotter contends that America’s security is advanced through victory rather than surrender”
oooh, an intellectual!!
August 13, 2011
“communist china” is real buzzword with thaddeus.
also, i haven’t heard supply-side used in a serious context in awhile.
it’s the golden oldies with thaddeus mccotter!
August 13, 2011
THADDEUS MCCOTTER 2012.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
HIS GUITAR IS A FUCKING AMERICAN FLAG.
AND HE IS STANDING IN A CORN FIELD.
YOU KNOW HE’S THE PEOPLE’S PRESIDENT. HE’S IN A FUCKING CORN FIELD, PLAYING HIS AMERICA GUITAR.
LOOK AT THIS COOLFUCK. HE’S GOT HIS SLEEVES ROLLED UP. HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT. HE’LL FIX THE ECONOMY AND FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
HE’LL STOP TERRORISTS IN THEIR TRACKS WITH A WAILIN’ GUITAR SOLO.
VOTE THADDEUS, UNLESS YOU’RE A PUSSY.
you guys i think thaddeus mccotter has the potential to be america’s putin.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, PRIMARY VOTERS!!!
August 13, 2011
thaddeus mccotter and friend, seen trying to procure a bank loan
August 13, 2011
About the Ames straw poll…
The Ames straw poll is sort of a big deal. It doesn’t necessarily determine who will win a nomination. It doesn’t even determine who will win Iowa. But … it’s a decent way for candidates to show who is for real and who isn’t. And look what happened:
- Michele Bachmann – 4,823
- Ron Paul – 4,671
- Tim Pawlenty – 2,293
- Rick Santorum – 1,657
- Herman Cain – 1,456 votes
- Rick Perry – 718 votes
- Mitt Romney – 567 votes
- Newt Gingrich – 385 votes
- Jon Huntsman – 69 votes
- Thaddeus McCotter – 35 votes
[snip]
you guys “thaddeus mccotter” isn’t real, right? he’s not an actual dude? he is instead a country-bumpkin-stereotype that somehow become corporeal?
i bet he’s always wearing a big overcoat.
and i BET that if you yanked that coat open you’d find one child sitting on the shoulders of another child.
and that child would be wearing a false beard and sunglasses.
and participating in the iowa straw poll.
and getting 35 votes.
August 13, 2011
In case you were wondering about the accuracy/relevance of the Iowa Straw Poll…
1979
Ames Straw Poll Winner: George H.W. Bush
Republican Nominee: Ronald Reagan1987
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Pat Robertson
Republican Nominee: George H.W. Bush1995
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Bob Dole, Phil Gramm (tie)
Republican Nominee: Bob Dole1999
Ames Straw Poll Winner: George W. Bush
Republican Nominee: George W. Bush2007
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Mitt Romney
Republican Nominee: John McCain2011
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Michele Bachmann
Republican Nominee: [Not Michele Bachmann]
(Source: politicalpartygirl)
