salsajorts replied to your post: i want you all to know that i’m capable of scoring…
High score: 1315 I’m so addicted
SORCERY
for we are young
and sure to have our way don't ask me any questions want to chat with singles in your area?
and sure to have our way don't ask me any questions want to chat with singles in your area?
September 2, 2012
August 3, 2012
salsajorts replied to your post: i’ve been watching olympic trampolining for half…
WHAT???
THE TRAMPOLINE IS SO SMALL, AND THEY JUMP SO HIGH
THERE IS A GUY WHOSE ENTIRE JOB IS TO RUN AROUND WITH A MATTRESS TO SHOVE UNDER A FALLING TRAMPOLINIST
July 26, 2012
salsajorts replied to your post: that stupid stupid stupid misguided stupid gif…
will never unfollow luvu
July 23, 2012
salsajorts replied to your photo: i can’t believe what i’ve become
i just googled pictures of tyler hoechlin and literally cried. cried.
HE’S SO MUSCLY BUT HIS EYES ARE SO KIND
July 13, 2012
salsajorts replied to your photo: it’s always freezepop o’clock somewhere
Bite him on his little cat head
it doesn’t work anymore :(((
man i got like 24 hours of being Cat Boss and now i’m back to being a mere henchman
June 29, 2012
salsajorts replied to your post: no i CANNOT cry my way through another two…
I’m really relating to your posts tonight. Just FYI.
i mean wine and inspirational tears and the oft-crushing realization that your own abilities will never measure up to GLORY? what’s not universal about that????
June 29, 2012
salsajorts replied to your post: you guys, tim thinks nastia is “concentrating on…
That one dewd needs to pump the brakes on, uh, speaking.
i think it is physically impossible for him to have an unexpressed thought
June 21, 2012
salsajorts replied to your post: salsajorts replied to your post: salsajorts…
ideally he would do this wearing entirely denim
oh god this brings to my mind my most favorite david beckham photoshoot
if someone could photoshop matt bomer into these then i will photoshop my undies off of my body
June 21, 2012
salsajorts replied to your post: salsajorts replied to your photo: all of matt…
i want him to run three miles, jump into a lake, smash his hair around, eat a bunch of tacos, not shower, take a nap, wake up, smash his hair around again, then play frisbee for two hours and then hang out with me
June 21, 2012
salsajorts replied to your photo: all of matt bomer’s disguises are basically…
hes too clean :(
YEAH HE IS just imagine shoving that laser-cut facial structure into a sandbox and then spitting into his hair
i mean that’s not a weird fantasy is it
never mind i was just kidding the whole time
