October 25, 2011
Rich People: Will They Save Us All?
Absolutely For Sure!

Rich People: Will They Save Us All?

Absolutely For Sure!

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Filed under: rick perry 
October 11, 2011
bachmann: WHY DID RICK PERRY PREVENT REAGAN FROM SERVING AN ALZHEIMER’S-RIDDLED THIRD TERM????

October 11, 2011
“But even if he does escape questions about race or the hunting camp, Mr. Perry still may not be out of the woods. In the last three debates, he got dismal reviews for appearing unprepared on several crucial issues and losing his focus. His campaign has said that this time he is devoting more time to preparation and trying to get more sleep.”

awww, somebody’s sleepy!

September 28, 2011
"thoughtful analysis brit, but i’d go even further. perry threw up all over himself, then chopped off his own head and crapped down his own neckhole, slit open his belly and nailed his intestines to a tree and ran around it until he unravelled his own guts. he defiled himself with every bodily fluid know to man, other than santorum. it is impossible to overstate the horrific nature of perry’s debate performance."

— stephen colbert responds to brit hume’s “rick perry threw up all over himself” comment

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September 22, 2011
"Mr. Perry decried what he called a growing “nanny state” government and assailed President Obama for failing to manage the economy effectively."

— presumably supporting the criminalization of gay sex does not fall under the term ‘nanny state’

September 16, 2011

moscowburns:

Woodrow Wilson, 1922: Of course, like every other man of intelligence and education I do believe in organic evolution. It surprises me that at this late date such questions should be raised.

Rick Perry, 2011: It’s a theory that’s out there. It’s got some gaps in it.

believe it or not wilson actually said that in 1912

and prior to that, teddy roosevelt wrote “Thank Heaven, I sat at the feet of Darwin and Huxley.”

isn’t modern anti-intellectualism grand. 

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Filed under: rick perry evolution 
September 13, 2011
The fact that Rick Perry wants to make the HPV vaccine mandatory erased absolutely any sliver of respect I had for him.

wait i don’t understand

you respected him BEFORE you found out about the gardasil debacle?

my dear, you haven’t been paying attention

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September 7, 2011
“galileo got outvoted for a spell”

he wasn’t just “outvoted”, he went under trial by the inquisition and ended up on house arrest. UNTIL HE DIED. and hey guess what, turns out he was right all along! rick perry = one of the dudes who would have happily subjected galileo to torture because his views disagreed with magic sky fairy’s book.

AND THE SCIENCE ON CLIMATE CHANGE IS FUCKING SETTLED YOU ATROCITY OF A HUMAN BEING.

August 6, 2011
YOU GUYS HAS ANYONE CHECKED THE ECONOMY IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES?
BECAUSE I THINK IT MIGHT BE FIXED NOW!!!!!!

YOU GUYS HAS ANYONE CHECKED THE ECONOMY IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES?

BECAUSE I THINK IT MIGHT BE FIXED NOW!!!!!!