currently scorching my reproductive organs with a heating pad that is so hot it is SURELY illegal
if my underwear melts onto my skin i won’t even be surprised
i just want the hurting to stop
currently scorching my reproductive organs with a heating pad that is so hot it is SURELY illegal
if my underwear melts onto my skin i won’t even be surprised
i just want the hurting to stop
librariansoul replied to your post: weekend in review
Okay, wait, how many pestilential brats—oops, I mean adorable children—are you looking after? What did I miss? WHY ARE THERE SUDDENLY CHILDREN OH MY GAWWWWD
I DON’T BLAME YOU i am generally not a fan of children but these ones have been around for a few years so i’ve learned to love them
overall there are FOUR CHILDREN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT THAT IS SO MANY CHILDREN
PLUS the two old folks i care for, which makes SIX PEOPLE dependent on me
usually the children are a part time job but unforeseen circumstances have turned them into a full time job
so that’s what i’m going to be talking about for the next half a year
that and soccer
and tv
and how exhausted i am
and how much i wish i could drink half a bottle of whiskey without it negatively impacting my ability to take care of everyone in the entire world
Ryan Gosling Doppelganger of the Day: Normally I would scoff at an online tutorial called “How To Look Like Ryan Gosling,” but this dude looks like he knows what he’s talking about.
[thanks william!]
i am fucking crying from laughter
i mean, his look working for me so…
oh it’s totally working
but his examples of how not to smile and the jaw thing
dying
nailed it
(Source: thedailywhat, via the-bells-and-whistles)
“he is scoring the initials of his late son jordan into the dirt; he lost his son at age 5 to an undisclosed illness, and he told me earlier ‘i’m going out there to play for my son’.”
