eta: i am the hugest of idiots, the chelsea/fulham game is OBVIOUSLY going to extra time as it is part of a KNOCKOUT TOURNAMENT so let’s just chalk this up to my fantasies getting the best of me
for we are young
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September 21, 2011
liverpool win and chelsea draw?
September 18, 2011
September 18, 2011
Your Chelsea hate watch is my favorite thing (after Chelsea losing) about Chelsea games.he’s dying his hair again, right? i’m not imagining this?
the weird thing is, it’s kind of reignited my love for the premier league! watching liverpool play is so unpleasant, all of that sadness and anxiety and certainty that good things can never happen. and given the timing of the games (super early in the morning), it’s just not feasible for me to get drunk and watch them without all those dumb emotions.
but hatewatching a team is so great! if they win: eh, fine. if they draw: HA THEY DIDN’T WIN! if they lose: YESSSS MY FEELINGS HAVE BEEN VALIDATED!!!!
there is almost no drawback.
sports fans: stop supporting the teams you obsess over, and start hating them.
September 18, 2011
i want to write poetry about fernando’s ability to miss an open net
how do i love to watch thee fail
let me count the ways
September 18, 2011
to neutralize chicharito, you must sandwich him
alternatively: dance up on him
September 18, 2011
complete this phrase: nani just
a) scored a goal
b) punctured a lung
September 18, 2011
he’s dying his hair again, right? i’m not imagining this?
September 13, 2011
boooooo
frankly i would be more upset by chelsea’s win but i just read the article about the police officer who shot the 14-year-old kid despite being ordered by superiors not to chase him, and that kind of slammed everything into perspective.
damn.
