June 21, 2012

markruffalomurderblog:

imthedad:

fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

i am going to stuff mark ruffalo full of spiders until he dies

of spiders

i mean it you guys

November 22, 2011
this is the second debate in a row where newt’s gotten all testy about how long he’s allowed to talk

is this like that rule in plays or literature or are plays also under the umbrella of literature i haven’t had to think about that in awhile, anyway is it like that rule where if an author shows you something twice then you know it’s purposeful and therefore important to the narrative?

i’m guessing he’s trying to seem more outsidery and befuddled by all of these silly rules

sorry buddy, but that’s really not your card to play

oops i mean “sorry, former speaker of the house”

“the house” being, of course, part of congress

which is itself one of the three branches of our government