UGH SO OK,

November 29, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your photo: oooh i hope this statue is located in the castle’s…

my cat serves this purpose. but if i were super rich i could get a marble statue of my cat disapproving of my sex life & it would have the same effect except i’d think, “man, i am super rich” instead of “wow, my cat is fucking judgmental” after sex.

in my case if you replaced “sex life” and “after sex” with “eating an entire wedge of brie” and “sniffing the piles of clothing on my floor to find the cleanest tshirt” then SAME HERE!!! TWINSIES!!!!

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November 7, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your post: you know how some people want to be major tumblr…

seriously. more than 20 notes and i want to hide. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHERE DO THEY COME FROM WHY ARE THEY READING MY BLAWG.

DON’T THEY KNOW THIS PUBLIC SPACE IS PRIVATE!?!?!?!

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September 13, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your post: even with the yawning void of the night stretching…

I think mine is a weird combination of old dead French assholes and romance novels?? And probably Michael Chabon. I don’t know. How many books can this desert island hold?

i was going to go with five (in keeping with my movie parameters)(also five is usually the amount of books i bring when i’m flying somewhere/risking island desertion) but who knows maybe in your personal scenario you’ve got a carry-on full of books! maybe you’ve got books sewn into the lining of your jacket and tucked beneath your hat! maybe you stuffed a bunch of smallish books into condoms and swallowed them!

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September 10, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your post: oh jeez i just wiki’d ‘colombian necktie’ and…

NICE TRY AMANDA but i won’t be googling THAT

AND YOU ARE CORRECT IN NOT DOING SO

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September 8, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your photo: this is how i feel about football

I’ve had football explained to me approximately 800 times by this point in my life and I’ve had to conclude that I just don’t care enough to absorb the information and I never will.

i REALLY TRIED once because a guy i liked played football and he was explaining the positions to me but even the power of love couldn’t lock it inside of my brain

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September 2, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your post: novazembla replied to your post: jrhyley replied…

archiveofourown.org/ser… is worth your time if you haven’t read it yet

oh girl i have READ IT and LOVED IT

have you seen http://archiveofourown.org/series/24583

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August 30, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your post: god fucking damn it i have GOT to be less lazy and…

nah I’d make out with you (oh shit is that weird probably oh well it’s the internet) but then again I’d also make out with myself given the chance so

novazembla replied to your photo: i think i have a crush on me-a-year-ago what a…

I am CONSTANTLY thinking that myself-three-months-ago was hot as hell and myself-now is just eh. WE’RE WRONG, WE ARE HOT AS HELL ALL THE TIME INCLUDING RIGHT NOW

validating the shit out of each other 2k12 xoxoxoxo <3

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August 28, 2012

astationaryjew replied to your post: oh my god mitch mcconnell is still alive today in…