May 20, 2013

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May 3, 2013
"Yeah, jackhole. I know what a GIANT BLINKING ARROW means just the same as you, but I’m going faster than your dumb ass and I don’t mean to get stuck behind you in one lane. Your penis doesn’t whisper the secret meanings of road signs to you, I motherfucking promise."

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April 4, 2013

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November 25, 2012

imaginefucking:

imagine fucking tyra banks. she has never yelled at another human being like this before in her life.

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November 7, 2012
daveholmes:

Right there, in the middle of a furious blizzard of victory tweets, moments after the networks started calling the election for Obama, right there was history’s most perfect joke. Bravo, Dan Amira. 

daveholmes:

Right there, in the middle of a furious blizzard of victory tweets, moments after the networks started calling the election for Obama, right there was history’s most perfect joke. Bravo, Dan Amira

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November 7, 2012

spiderman-saga:

juliaew:

awh man everyone made so many “MOVING TO CANADA!!!” jokes before and now that Obama won I’m picturing a sad Canada just standing there with a pillow and sleeping bag like “so you guys aren’t coming over, eh? oh… that’s okay….”

…they were jokes?

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November 5, 2012

swingtomars:

Breaking Bad season 5 spoilers

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October 11, 2012
I’ve decided to become a sports writer but never mention a specific sport because I don’t know anything about any of them.

jellybeing:

John was so excited. All his years of training and perseverance finally paid off. He worked his way up from his childhood ball games. Continued to high school and then college ball games. But finally he had arrived at his ultimate goal. He was going to the championship. Him and the rest of his teammates on the blue team had worked hard all season and now they were there. Sure, at the end they thought those Tigers were gonna knock ‘em out in that one game, but now John knew they could do it. They had what it takes. The red team had nothing on them. John knew he had it in him to get that ball and take it to where it needed to be to bring those points home. 

This was it.

This was the very big ball game that happens once every once and a while.

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October 9, 2012

colin-greenwood:

Acidic Milk Hotel (pH 0-6.9)

Neutral Milk Hotel (pH 7)

Basic Milk Hotel (pH 7.1-14)

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September 17, 2012
"Every time Derek risks his life to save Stiles’ life, my vagina turns into a bloomin’ onion."

rubdown 

OH LOOK IT IS THE GREATEST SENTENCE IN HISTORY 

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