imagine fucking tyra banks. she has never yelled at another human being like this before in her life.
Right there, in the middle of a furious blizzard of victory tweets, moments after the networks started calling the election for Obama, right there was history’s most perfect joke. Bravo, Dan Amira.
awh man everyone made so many “MOVING TO CANADA!!!” jokes before and now that Obama won I’m picturing a sad Canada just standing there with a pillow and sleeping bag like “so you guys aren’t coming over, eh? oh… that’s okay….”
…they were jokes?
John was so excited. All his years of training and perseverance finally paid off. He worked his way up from his childhood ball games. Continued to high school and then college ball games. But finally he had arrived at his ultimate goal. He was going to the championship. Him and the rest of his teammates on the blue team had worked hard all season and now they were there. Sure, at the end they thought those Tigers were gonna knock ‘em out in that one game, but now John knew they could do it. They had what it takes. The red team had nothing on them. John knew he had it in him to get that ball and take it to where it needed to be to bring those points home.
This was it.
This was the very big ball game that happens once every once and a while.
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