this is why tumblr savior was created
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
Can we just talk about how I had a HUGE crush on Lester Holt when I was younger? Yeah. I have no shame. Still think he’s gorgeous.
lester holt is an eternal babe.
someone read this sign and then took a picture of it
“yeah! yeah! just for once in your life just chill out and observe the beautiful nature! i can really get behind that!” *takes picture*
i love how much i hate this picture
oh my god this bullshit drives me UP THE WALL. did you know that the only way to ever truly appreciate ANYTHING is to stare at it in total silence and isolation?!?! i GET what the creator of this sign is saying, in the same way i GET criticism of current cultural trends that celebrate performing an experience rather than actually “experiencing” the experience (whatever THAT means), so i don’t want to come across as willfully obtuse. like, i really do get it. but also: shut up. sorry people record stuff they see, i guess. sorry the nature of our social circle has changed with technology. sorry people are finding more ways to bring their community of like-minded peers into their lives.
LMAO why is my name “Shadow Shadow” tho.
Sharp Secret… Aww yiss.
HIDDEN TURKEY???? fuuuuuck youuuuuu
i have tried SO HARD to get real-life friends interested in game of thrones but roon’s still my only sunday night buddy. and i’m like 90% sure she’s just here because my bedroom usually smells like potato chips.
the only streams i can find for game of thrones are pretty choppy so here’s hoping this episode’s major themes are speaking slowly, repeating key lines of dialogue, and thoroughly describing what is visually happening in each scene.
REAL JERK MOVE TO RESPAWN ME FIFTEEN SECONDS BEFORE THE SUN WENT DOWN, MINECRAFT. I BARELY HAD TIME TO DIG A HOLE TO HIDE IN.
i should be having a super relaxing day at work because there’s absolutely nothing for me to do but instead i’ve died twice on hardcore mode in minecraft and now i’m feeling very depressed.
|plot twist:||yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.|