January 2012
ok but cj just failed to know the chemical formula for table salt and that saddened me
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rlottery replied to your post: oh boy i just fast-forwarded to all the worst…
i hope you had a mirror nearby the whole time
gurl u kno i did
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holy shit sam speaks spanish
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margaret is an amazing character
i realized this sometime during season 2, when she popped into leo’s office to make sure he left for a meeting with the president and he insulted her in his casual leo way and dismissed her and as she left she eyed him up and down to make sure he was all put together for the oval office and i love her
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oh boy
i just fast-forwarded to all the worst parts so i could maximize my anguish
my pillow is very wet and my nose ran all over my shirt and i have a sadness headache
god it feels great
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frightenedrabbits replied to your post: i’m going to go rewatch two cathedrals because…
perfect television or PERFECT TELEVISION
WORST TELEVISION
i’m going to go rewatch two cathedrals because this time i won’t be crying in public so i can really let loose
mrs landingham :(((((
louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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ivoryandwire replied to your post: rlottery replied to your post: why doesn’t google…
try songtapper.com! i hear it is accurate like 2% of the time.
i just googled “song in the hardware store commercial with the paint cans and all the colors”
and it worked!
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rlottery replied to your post: why doesn’t google have a thing where i can hum…
wait it’s a site!! midomi.com
UNHELPFUL
why doesn’t google have a thing where i can hum the song that’s stuck in my head and it tells me what it is
is it still in beta
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omg nursing home intrique
we’re all sleeping with carl, because he has the most puzzles
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jack: this is the only time i’ll ever say this, but…you have a power that i don’t.
liz: besides the greatest power of all, the ability to gestate life?
jack: of course, lemon. that’s why the president is always a new mom!
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“hello, good sweatshirt to you. how are you sweatshirting this sweatshirt?”
tracy jordan is people.
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alexalycios replied to your post: alexalycios replied to your post: alexalycios…
i miss you and hope a lot. maybe for your bday i’ll just give you a list of job ideas.
sure, as long as you write that list on a bottle of whiskey
“I came to the conclusion that Lord of the Rings was, most probably, the best...”
– Neil Gaiman (x)
if neil gaiman seriously believes that lotr is the most perfect book that could ever be written (despite it being a trilogy) then i have been right all along in not bothering to read neil gaiman’s books
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my expert analysis
romney killed, gingrich barely held on, paul and santorum are afterthoughts
romney wins florida
newt sustains serious damage
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oh well
santorum: “and endowed by THEIR CREATOR”
my mother: “YEAH!”
me, from the floor below: “NOT MY CREATOR!”
my mother: [the sound a breaking heart makes]
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“you’re not voting for him. i’m letting the air out of your tires before i let you vote for him.”
that’s my official position re: my mother voting for ron paul
rick santorum has absolutely zero understanding of us/latin american relations and it’s driving me up the fucking wall
ron paul: when i started practicing medicine there was no medicare or medicaid!
WHEN YOU STARTED PRACTICING MEDICINE THE LIFE EXPECTANCY WAS 10 YEARS SHORTER THAN IT IS TODAY AND POOR PEOPLE, THE DISABLED, AND THE ELDERLY WERE FUCKED
so let’s go back to that, for sure
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dads are the cutest
father, glancing at my screen: WHAT?! you’re watching it on your computer!
me: yeah?
father: it’s on the tv ten feet away from you!
me: i might want to take screencaps so i can blog them.
father: oh, please. blogs don’t have pictures!
“Lindberg flew to Paris for a $25,000,” says Gingrich, as if that proves...”
– no shit
newt: FLAT TAX!!!!!!! NO CAPITAL GAINS TAX!!!!!!!! SHRINK GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!
newt, five minutes later: LET’S BUILD A BASE ON THE MOON!!!!!!!!
"He is so different since he arrived in Spain.They...
theateamstar:
- Eladio Paramés regarding Dani Alves
Original text in Spanish: “Qué diferente está desde que llegó a España. Le han operado de las orejas, se las han hecho más pequeñas. Usa gafas de intelectual… Pero un burro de orejas pequeñas y con gafas no pasa a ser doctor, continúa siendo un burro”
“Burro” means “donkey”, but it can also be used in the context of calling someone...
Mitt self deported his money to Switzerland.
there can no longer be any question that santorum’s gunning for vp
what an ass-kissing wussy
daaaang romney came to play tonight
newt’s rocking back on his heels right now
santorum is preeeetty sure that obama, chavez, and castro are a secret cabal that’s destroying central and south america
also he has recently learned one fact about honduras and one fact about nicaragua
so yeah i think he’s ready to be president
every time someone talks about making english the official language of the united states they need to then describe exactly how much federal funding they’ll be devoting to teaching english to non-native speakers
it’s kind of depressing how many of these issues were being debated on the west wing ten years ago
president bartlet’s legacy is clearly one of failure
why isn’t anyone pointing out that requiring companies to vet all of their workers for legal status puts a heavy burden on
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SMALL BUSINESS?????
TRULY THE ENGINE THAT DRIVES OUR ECONOMY!
aaaaaaand the debate opens with a presidential montage beginning with…
REAGAN
AMERICA’S FIRST PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!
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rlottery replied to your post: civilcervant replied to your photo: Tumblr…
yeah, unless it’s self-puppeteering, HYPOCRITE
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rlottery replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: gollom librariansoul rlottery …
good, only two beardos to take down